1. No throwing
2. If you must carry water out of the pool, be a dear and use it to water mommy's flowers
3. Splash others with caution, they will have the right to reciprocate
4. Clothing is optional, but use of the slide in your altogether is at your own risk
5. No potty in the pool.
6. Kindly keep it to yourself if you forget #5.
7. Drinks are on the house, snacks may incur an extra fee.